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Ok, so it looks like right now two meteors are going to collide.   That’s right boys and girls.   Judas will play himself in Star Wars III.  As the Packers are destined to play the Vikings in the playoffs for all the marbles.

And with any luck Judas will turn into his old self and this new smarter, better version will go away.   GO PACK GO.  Anyways, to prepare for Star Wars III get your Packer stuff and gear here.     You will be the coolest kid on the street that’s for sure.

And in tribute to the upcoming clash, er crash, of the Minnesota Vikings and Green Bay Packers we give you “Crash (into me)” by the Dave Matthews Band.

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BEST PACKER CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER

Nothing, yes nothing, says Christmas like a Judas Favre shirt.  Order by December 10th to make sure you get yours before the holiday.

Santa says, "Buy a Judas Favre shirt."

Santa says, "Buy a Judas Favre shirt."

And remember boys and girls, just because Judas is playing like the Purple Jesus does not make it OK that he lied and cheated his way out of Green Bay.  Being good on the field, does not mean Santa does not have you on his naughty list.

Ho-Ho-Ho indeed.    GO PACK GO.

If you like this

If you like what we write here on judasfavre.com, you will love the new site we launched today… it will discuss a lot more than just the Packers.  Important stuff, like Andre Agassi’s eyebrows, the Bucks suprising start, why we don’t know why they traded Tony Gwynn, jr. and of course so much useless knowledge that you will never care about all at… www.ventingprocess.com  

Yep,yep, we are slowly moving on.  Screw you Judas.

It could be worse

Yep, it could be worse.  We think.  Da Bears… it’s a beautiful thing. 

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TITLETOWN?

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As this 2009 Packer season reaches midseason, Packer fans and critics alike attempt to dissect every move this beloved organization makes, from the coaching and management, to gameday execution, to even a peculiar performance Packer Nation’s #12 puts on from time to time.  The mainstream media has failed to investigate, YouTube’s got nothing, and even Google can’t answer this one.  So, here it is JudasFavre audience:  What is Aaron Rodgers suggesting when he straps on the WWF style Title Belt after he executes a big play?

titlebelt  OK, every prime time player in their sport has a little celebratory ritual, but there is always a message attached.  T.O. with the popcorn, Ocho Cinco with a cell phone, the “dirty bird”,  and on and on…  A-Rodg and Packer Nation, what is this recurring Title Belt adornment all about?

We can’t decide if we love it or hate.  In one way, we love it.  We mean the firing the crowd up, the creativity, the fun, the leadership it somewhat shows (this is MY team), we love.  In another way, what the heck are you doing as a starter you have won, um, um, nothing, you are actually horrible with wins and losses (which is what matters.)  But, like many things in life if we understand we can then sometimes appreciate.  Any Clues?

Even though this part-time correspondent is over the Favre/Packer “divorce”, please child, buy a shirt at JudasFavre.com and get yourself or loved ones a JUDAS shirt.  Predictions are out there that these shirts will be relevant next year too!

submitted by staff writer- Cee Cee Rider

TILT!

Remember when you were playing pinball and the game would go “TILT” on you.  It was worse than losing, it was worse than game over.  It was ridiculous and uncalled for. 

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The Green Bay Packers just went “TILT.”

OK, here are some rambling thoughts.

1.  Special teams.  We kept 3 fullbacks, Jarret Bush, and a host of misfits, because in theory they were the best special team players.  Come on man…these guys are horrible.

2.  After last season our biggest weaknesses were our o-line and I would say our safeties were a big concern.  Anthony Smith, cut, and Preston the dog, cut, both were our saviors. 

3.  Build thru the draft.  Blah, blah, blah.  Don’t all teams do that?  You have to draft AND play free agency.  It’s like only going to work and doing 1/2 your job.

4.  3-4 defense.  We have the wrong players.  Fine.  We have like 40 million dollars to spend.  Bart Scott, Jeffrey Leonard, Brian Dawkins all come to mind.  Oh, they wouldn’t play in Green Bay.  Um, you overpay them.  Just ask the Yankees.  Go get players!   And Aaron Kampman never fit in this defense.  There is no law against trading players.  Oh yeah, we build thru the draft.  Perfect.  This should all be fixed by 2018.   

5.  We couldn’t sack a dead cat.  Period. 

6.  Tampa had 11 sacks and now has 17.  Incredible.

7.  We have nothing in the cupboards.  Nothing.  53 on the roster.  I would keep these players.  A-Rodge, Driver, Jennings, Clay Matthews, Chucky Wood, Finley (he has potential), Jordy.  Yep that’s it.  Wow. 

8.  Mason Crosby is even bad.  What is being bad contagious, like H1N1?

9.  Who is the leader on this team?  Who gives a crap?  The line is not long.  Hello?  Anybody?

10.  Just because Brett is on a good team and the Packers suck, he IS still Judas.  Winning and losing has NOTHING to do with being a lying, traitor. 

11.  My kids should be happy… I have a feeling the waiting list for season tickets is going to get shorter… soon.   Because we have to start from scratch.  This might be ugly for years.  I am not over exaggerating.

12.  Jarret Bush.

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I didn’t even mention penalties, the lack of execution, the running game, no sense of urgency, no turnovers caused (see lack of sacks), every bad play has #24 involved (why is he STILL on our team?), and that this is probably Dom Capers last stop in the league.  He’s finished.  This is so bad Mike Mcarthy will never be a head coach again and Teddy T will never be a GM again.  Book it.

Tilt indeed.   I feel slightly better. 

Sidebar: Can’t wait for the first post to somehow tell me Brett is a legend, and he is not Judas because the Packers suck.  Or the Judas shirt is foolish because the Packers stink.  So if the Packers were good, then the Judas Shirt would be brilliant?

Sidebar II:  Why can’t I just like fishing or something?  Packers are a WASTE OF MY TIME.

FAVRE MEETS THE PRESS – I love the Onion

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November 5, 2009 | Issue 45•45 | Onion Sports

LEGACY RUINED

Imagine the legacy of Bird if he would of went to the Lakers “to get back” at the Celtics.  Bird_Magic

And Magic with the Celtics?   Well that doesn’t even sound right.  I bet plenty of Lakers fans would of been done with the Magic Man if he schemed his way to get there.

Just sayin’.

 

 

 

 

 

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HARRELL = RAJI?

Is B.J. Ragi another top 10 bust for the Packers?   We are getting very nervous.  Does he even get on the field?  Why can’t he play offensive line if he is so good?   We played both ways in high school and were fine playing either way.  Can somebody comment what is going on so we can sleep good at night?

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Seriously though, I thought this guy was a difference maker, the next Warren Sapp, or at least as good as a Williams from the Vikings.  First he has an ankle injury (and that happens) and now he barely plays and when he does he’s just a nothing on the field.

He has 6 career tackles and 2 assists.  0 sacks.  Zilch, nada.   WTF?

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone in the media seems to be giving him a free pass.  Anybody know why this guy does not have a “BUST” name waited to be applied to him?  I think it is because his name is Raji.  It’s a cool name and he’s chubby, and we have a ton of other problems that are causing us games.  But still… if this guy was good/great, our defense would be better.  A better defense is a better team.  

And look how high he can jump!  That’s at least 6 inches.  See, he is good.  Right?

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