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FAVRE MEETS THE PRESS – I love the Onion

barney — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:11:43 +0000

November 5, 2009 | Issue 45•45 | Onion Sports

GREEN BAY, WI—Brett Favre beat the Green Bay Packers on Sunday for the second time this season, his decisive 38-26 victory exacting some small measure of revenge for the adulation and hero worship heaped upon him by the city of Green Bay and the entire state of Wisconsin for the better part of two decades. “It feels good to finally get retribution from the team that gave me my first chance to start, believed in me despite the pitfalls of my early career, and ensured I will be a first-ballot Hall of Famer,” Favre said at a postgame press conference. “And to do it in front of those fans, who unconditionally loved me through thick and thin while I struggled with a Vicodin addiction and disastrous interceptions, just made it that much sweeter. Sixteen long years of devotion, and they’re finally getting what they deserve.” Favre mentioned that when he does retire, he is looking forward to “really sticking it” to the wife and daughters whose loving presence has been the one constant during his playing career.

Who’s complaining?

barney — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:53:54 +0000

Who’s complaining? A win is a win, especially a 26-0 win right? WRONG. 13 penalties, 5 sacks, some more drops. Team is too young. O-line is a ja-moke. The coach seems like he has no clue how to fix it. Beat some heads, that is how you fix it. Publicly chew somebody out. Bench somebody. Penalities is lack of attention to detail. The difference between good and great.

But the great news? The really great news? The Vikings are 6-0, we are 3-2. I hope they come in 7-0. The traitor is coming in two weeks. We aren’t going to the Superbowl, but who needs a superbowl when you have a chance to beat the traitor at your own house? No chance? There is always a chance. The raiders beat philly this week, there is always a chance.

And you know what us Packer fans know about the traitor Mr. Favre…

Brett Favre is just like an old snowmobile: Every year it runs great but by the end of the season you have to pull the choke!

AND WE LOSE… BUT WE ARE STILL SELLING SHIRTS BABY!

admin — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:11:22 +0000

*** Ok a few things from our perspective. Our judas site (and the Judas 4 shirt, where 10% goes to beat cancer) was NEVER about Favre sucking. It had everything to do with him being a traitor, check all our posts, even the original ones. And last night did not change that. He still is a traitor. Seeing Deanna sweating bullets in the Vikings luxury box made me want to vomit. We can’t wait for him to return November 1 to Lambeau. Hopefully, they are still undefeated and then we crush them.

A few thoughts here about the game in no particular order.

1. At least our field is not named the “Mall of America” Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome. What the heck is that?

2. We would rather lose every game then have Jared Allen on our team. That rope tie thing and him asking for the crowds help, thrown in with weird headband and all that is gross and weird. We have much hate for him. Like John Randle’s face paint. Puke.

3. At least we don’t have a coach that looks like Mr. Noodle. Man, he is a bad coach. Apete fumbles and then they basically bench him the rest of the game. GENIUS.

4. As bad as the Packers played, they had every chance to win that game. A few red zone mistakes away from winning that game… wow.

5. They are built for a dome. The queens have speed…. but I don’t think they are very tough.

6. Aaron Rodgers will be sacked three times this week. And it’s the bye week.

7. Wasn’t there a certain all world 15-1 Viking team that lost 41-0 in the playoffs? Sounds about right this year.

8. Dom Capers is scared of Favre. We get that. Now 0-6 vs. the old man. Scared to blitz. Hey, scared to send 3 people even.

9. At least we don’t have a traitor on our team.

10. That football must be worn out from all those tight spirals. Amazing on both sides.

11. I am convinced, true Packer Fans realize Favre is a traitor. The average bandwagon Packer fan either a) doesn’t care or b) likes Favre and almost hope he wins over the Packers. When they showed those people at Brett Favre’s steakhouse during the game jumping up and down with excitement because the Vikings scored… I hope and pray some REAL Packer fans pummeled them. Seriously. That was so stupid.

12. Our lineman are really bad. Really. Seriously bad. No for real. Come on for real. Really bad.

13. 2 AND 2 is the new 30. Something like that.

14. Sick and tired of being the youngest team. Need some veteran leadership. What the heck is Barry Sanders doing anyway.